hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

(via beyoncebeytwice)

humansofnewyork: “We’ve been friends since we were 13.” “What’s the most fun you’ve ever had together?” “Oh, we don’t know…” “Well, what’s the hardest you’ve ever laughed together?” “Now you listen here! I want you to write down these questions you’re asking us, pull them out when you’re 85 years old, and see if you can answer them yourself!”
pizza: q’d

captainswan-17:

squidkitten:

when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide

fuck yes

and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS

(via cantstopswearing)

beautiful-musings: Hugs like this.